Perf/perf girl 

perf girl is a term used for someone who texts like this

'wuv u <3' 'sowwwyyyy :(('

and will often pay you compliments for no reason

for example, you're sat, minding your own business and perf girl says 'omg you could literally be a model you're so perf'
this is what we call a 'perf attack' and it means you have been sniped by a perf girl. there are three main ways you can respond
1- simple but effective

'thank you so much'
2- play a bit of perf tennis
'no but have you seen your hair is literally perf I love it'
3- the avoider
Perf girl: you're so perf'
the avoider: 'fuck that im out' *runs away*

a perf girl will also probably come as a duo with her 'wooja boyfriend' who is a soft boy and they will often both post tiktoks of each other on their stories
the term 'wooja boyfriend' is used towards a perf girl's boyfriend and someone cannot be a wooja boyfriend if their other half is not the most perf girly in the worldy <33333

the name 'perf girl' is used to give a name to somebody who possesses such 'pick me' and 'uwu' traits
the word perf is also used to symbolise a perf girl's way of speaking

e.g.

A: 'omg you're soooo perf'
B: 'no you're so perf you could be a model'

the conversation above is used in m0ckery of a perf girl

the word perf is a shortened way of saying perfect but SHOULD NOT BE USED UNIRONICALLY, only call someone perf if you are

A: have u seen wooja on perf girl's story?
B: no ill look now
...
B: OH MY GOD LOOK HE HAS A ROSE IN HIS MOUTH

so, in conclusion, 'perf/perf girl' are both terms used to mock a girl who is insanely fake and appears to be nice but will also sit with you at lunch and say 'omg are you really eating ALL OF THAT??? me and my tiny stomach could never' if you're reading this, fuck perf. eat it bae

Perf/perf girl by alix January 2, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012