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Perf/perf girl 

perf girl is a term used for someone who texts like this

'wuv u <3' 'sowwwyyyy :(('

and will often pay you compliments for no reason

for example, you're sat, minding your own business and perf girl says 'omg you could literally be a model you're so perf'
this is what we call a 'perf attack' and it means you have been sniped by a perf girl. there are three main ways you can respond
1- simple but effective

'thank you so much'
2- play a bit of perf tennis
'no but have you seen your hair is literally perf I love it'
3- the avoider
Perf girl: you're so perf'
the avoider: 'fuck that im out' *runs away*

a perf girl will also probably come as a duo with her 'wooja boyfriend' who is a soft boy and they will often both post tiktoks of each other on their stories
the term 'wooja boyfriend' is used towards a perf girl's boyfriend and someone cannot be a wooja boyfriend if their other half is not the most perf girly in the worldy <33333

the name 'perf girl' is used to give a name to somebody who possesses such 'pick me' and 'uwu' traits
the word perf is also used to symbolise a perf girl's way of speaking
e.g.

A: 'omg you're soooo perf'
B: 'no you're so perf you could be a model'

the conversation above is used in m0ckery of a perf girl

the word perf is a shortened way of saying perfect but SHOULD NOT BE USED UNIRONICALLY, only call someone perf if you are

A: have u seen wooja on perf girl's story?
B: no ill look now
...
B: OH MY GOD LOOK HE HAS A ROSE IN HIS MOUTH

so, in conclusion, 'perf/perf girl' are both terms used to mock a girl who is insanely fake and appears to be nice but will also sit with you at lunch and say 'omg are you really eating ALL OF THAT??? me and my tiny stomach could never' if you're reading this, fuck perf. eat it bae
Perf/perf girl by alix January 2, 2021
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