Peppaism 

A religion where our lord and savior Peppa pig is worshipped. Anyone who is in the religion are called piggies.

What religion do I practice? Oh I practice Peppaism

Peppaism by potterhead57 March 5, 2020

Peppaism 

Peppaism is a religion in which a pig named Peppa is worshiped. A ritual of Peppa includes gathering around concrete and drawing Peppa with a circle around her in red color and then then saying, "all hail Peppa!" in unison. The reason why a circle is drawn around Peppa is because this is the circle of holiness. No mere mortal is allowed to step foot in the Circle of Peppa because it is a sign of disrespect and sin. The people who believe in Peppaism are called Piggies. The leader is called Daddy Pig if he is a boy and Mommy Pig if she is a girl. The council ruled by Daddy Pig or Mommy Pig is called the Council of Georges. Categories in the Council of Georges include Council of Worship, Council of Sacrifice, and Council of Security. The council and the leader are closely tied to Peppa and the leader can communicate with Peppa herself. The commoners are just called Peppas because they have no title. The religious symbol for this religion is called the Four Circles. This shape looks like a circle which represents a head with two smaller circles on the top of the circle to represent ears along with a single oval in the middle to signify the nose. People who believe in Peppaism will have the Mark of Peppa. Which is a single line of any color down the forearm. Council members will have the Four Circles symbol drawn on their wrist to show their authority. The leader of the Peppas will have Peppa drawn on his/her wrist.

Peppaism is a small religion that speaks only the truth.

Peppaism by Your_Royal_Memeness October 11, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004