Penoidal Tissue Breath 

A general insult implying the receiving party is a useless tool and a low-life. Usually hurled at males.

Alt:
Used as a term of endearment between members of a close group of friends.

Obs:
PTB which has much less impact and is rarely used.

"Did you hear that?"
"Uh, yeah. Pretty much a dork-fart."
"What kind of penoidal tissue breath would say something like that?"
"Dunno. But he's gonna get raked."

Alt:
"Where's penoidal tissue breath?"
"Oh, he's passed out in the bathroom."
"Is he breathing?"
"Hell if I know."
"Cool, throw me a beer."

Penoidal Tissue Breath by Alfred E. Neuman Jr July 7, 2008