This is a school full of a diversity of people and that would be great and all, ya know if they got along. Most the girls are slutty whores and the guys are complete douches. Some kids even get caught fucking in the tech hall and under stairs. The school is prolly full of mold and will kill everyone in it one day. The teachers think there is no bullying going down even though it is everywhere. AND also memes that are accurate can get people detention. If you survive you will watch many people do drugs, have pregnancy scares (even 7th graders, middle schoolers OD, False rape accusations, people who go behind your back and plenty more. The people here will never really get anywhere in life, and no teachers are coming to this district. The kids aren't even on the right grade level in skill. SO to shorten it this is a fucked up school filled to the brim of nobodies.
by NobodyWolfartist August 21, 2019
After much time spent holed up in the University of Pennsylvania, the inability to tell the difference between Brad Pitt and Brad "I rather resemble a huge piece of" Shitt. Typical outcomes usually range from self-induced blindness to denial to, in the worst-case scenario, complete aversion of the opposite sex or resorting to partners such as the homeless man who paces in front of Wawa or the ladies who so meticulously swipe cards at Commons.
Sometimes, even penn goggles aren't strong enough to make the average student at Penn look attractive. Most times, however:
(friend from home, looking at pictures)
Friend: Ew, how'd this girl get in the picture with you. She should've lost major points on her SAT for ugliness.
Penn guy: Yeah, that's, uh.. my girlfriend.
Friend: Oh, wow. Do you need your perscription checked on your glasses buddy?
Penn guy: No, I actually don't wear glasses, I'm just wearing penn goggles.
(friend from home, looking at pictures)
Friend: Ew, how'd this girl get in the picture with you. She should've lost major points on her SAT for ugliness.
Penn guy: Yeah, that's, uh.. my girlfriend.
Friend: Oh, wow. Do you need your perscription checked on your glasses buddy?
Penn guy: No, I actually don't wear glasses, I'm just wearing penn goggles.
by Kara December 31, 2004
Probably the most popular girl in Brooklyn. Ex child model, known for her interesting y2k fashion (that only people from Brooklyn would understand), she is the idol for many 13 yr olds in Park Slope who all want to dress like they are homeless but didn't have the confidence to do so until the saw THE Murphzzzzz doing it!
Park slope girl #1 " Guess who I saw at Gov Ball last weekend! Murphy Penn!!"
Park slope girl # 2 " Omg! I always see her snorting Addy on subway station benches"
Park slope girl #1 " Yuck! Lets go to L train now"
Park slope girl # 2 " Omg! I always see her snorting Addy on subway station benches"
Park slope girl #1 " Yuck! Lets go to L train now"
by misssparklejumpropequeen September 28, 2019
by CliveBrenigJeffLewisJim February 4, 2009
It is by far the worst place to live in the United States, there are more rednecks here than Alabama and there's nothing to do.
by Yeetnado May 23, 2019
A place in the middle of bumble fuck PA where people are stuck in the 1800's. Most of the people there are somewhat insane, then there are some who are FUCKING INSANE, like tripping on acid they found in their shed INSANE they drive all the people they know crazy with guilt trips. The local movie theater is a dump and is actually a house. smells like smoke. The only good thing about the town is its cafe. the rest is ass backwards and confused, theirs a kick ass clarinet player, Ms dairy-air winner and a little leprechaun though.
"Hey man want to go to Penns Valley?"
"NO WAY! I would rather shit in a shoe and call it a town!"
"Whats the difference?"
"NO WAY! I would rather shit in a shoe and call it a town!"
"Whats the difference?"
by Zekiah November 19, 2009
When you go to Pennsylvania but you're not happy about it. The implication is that it is like a prison sentence.
by Nathan Tiberius August 30, 2007