smoking penises

fag

are smoking penises like a fag

by crippincaptain March 31, 2017

Vaginas &Penises

A more potent way of of using the idiom, apples and oranges.

Dude, stop talking about time with your friends, like it's the same as time with your gal. You are talking vaginas &penises here!

by kaalika October 4, 2011

If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

by PeppersandBrilaina123 September 25, 2016

Pain Panic Penises

3 ao3 tags that are next to each other in the popular tags section

' Pain Panic Penises, ahh yes the 3 p's ' (i said this very loudly once vv funny)

by sillygooselings August 1, 2022

gayer than a bag of penises

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

penise and also dicke and balls

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.

gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016

U smell like penises

Used to insult someone who smells horrible

Hey hobo u smell like penises

by Epictailz February 20, 2017