Ear Penises

Relating, but not limited to the earbud part of Nuraphones. These headphones are an in ear AND over ear headphone. The ear buds are attached to the inside of the ear cup and protrude slightly - resembles a penis

Man: “I forgot my ear penises in your car!”
Woman: “I’m already home, I’ll put them in my mailbox.”

by Are You Steve? June 13, 2019

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bag of penises

Derived from an episode of =3 with Ray William Johnson, "bag of penises" is exactly what it sounds like: a bag full of penises.

The bag sucks and so do you. I bet you'd like a bag of penises.

by thegreatone February 9, 2012

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camel penises

a word used to express frustration or anger. can be used in place of "fuck", "damn it", "aw shit", and other words that the higher powers may not approve of. It may get you some funny looks, but better than than being grounded.

camel penises! I just missed the bus.

by magicallisa October 9, 2008

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9000 Penises

An internet memo made on the 19th of Septemember.It originated from the Youtube video Oprah vs Over 9000 Penises.Possible candidates of people who posted the message was Ebaums and a group of /b/tards. The OVER 900 bit originated from the DBZ Internet Memo OVER 9000

ORIGINAL VIDEO - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7mn4mo-QYE&feature=related

Memos usually have use.The Use of this is saying a sentence than suddenly saying OVER 9000 PENISES.

I heard a story about OVER 9000 PENISES

I heard he does not forgive or forget, He has OVER 9000 PENISES.

My Bannana is Yummy and has OVER 900 PENISES

by Over 9000 Penises September 21, 2008

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Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

by MR>CROW October 2, 2009

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