Penis-in-law

n. The relationship formed between two males that have both had sexual intercourse with the same woman at different times.

Beth dated Tom last year, and now Beth is dating Tom's friend Steve. Steve and Tom are penis-in-laws.

by kukumon70 June 27, 2007

raw penis law

I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase

KEY: d=drinks

m=mass/weight

AC=<Alcohol Content%>

Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀

by N3M3S1S20172017 March 3, 2018