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penis sneeze 

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.
*atchu*

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penis sneeze by Haleigh April 12, 2005

penis sneeze 

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.
wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.
penis sneeze by sackhead May 31, 2011

penis sneeze 

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants
eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that
penis sneeze by philly steaks October 16, 2010

my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.
Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026