penis pain

penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product

John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."

Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."

penis pain by Balls4all May 30, 2005

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Picasso's Penis Painting

A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.

Also known as a Picasso.

Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!

Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!

Picasso's Penis Painting by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

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penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

penis painting tree goat by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

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Penis Painting

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.

Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!
Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!
Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*

Penis Painting by Holatisbejamie October 4, 2008