Penis Envy

The ugly bull-dike lesbian at your work place who constantly attempts to belittle the men that surround her by making rude comments about their manhood, their penis, or the fact that she does not find men attractive. This is usually done in front of another woman or a group of people. The bull-dike acts this way due to penis envy and feels like she can get away with this behavior due to the political correctness that prevents us all from bitch slapping her face with our penis.
In front of white male co-workers, bull-dike Joan yells across the room to another female, Robin, "Hey Robin, Blacks have big cocks!"

This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.
by 1six022 December 07, 2010
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Penis Envy

A female who hates everything with a penis because of her past endeavors with ain't shit men, she instantly gets an attitude when a male tries to talk to her. She walks around with the stank face. She doesn't like when nice genuine guys speak to her with a friendly gesture such as "hello, how are you?" However, She does love to get shitted on by her ex.
Nice guy: hey , how'd you like the new tomb raider game.

Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!

Nice guy: sounds like penis envy
by DaVinci D November 19, 2015
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Penis Envy

Penis Envy is the feeling some guys have when they see a dude with a big dick.
Some of the cadets get Penis Envy when they see my Perfect Dick!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
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Penis Envy

When a young girl hates her mother for not being born with a penis. It is usually subconscious and the girl often hates her mother from years to a lifetime. In more serious cases the girl also grows up hating men for having the penis that she never did or ever will.

Women with this are not lesbians, they simply knew they were missing something as a child and are now unable to realize that's the cause for the hatred and oftentimes unable to change their ways
After years and years of hating her mother, Kelly realized she had penis envy...all she ever wanted was a penis
by Vickkehhh February 20, 2009
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A highly reactive strain of psychoactive mushrooms or ‘magic shrooms’.
Bro when I was tripping on Penis Envy I transcended time and space - it was gnarly.
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Penis Envy

To be jealous of another man's Penis.
Bro 1: Dude, what's up with Nate?
Bro 2: He saw Luke's penis and now he's feeling jealous out of inferiority.
Bro 1: Ah, total penis envy
by Botaku October 01, 2018
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One man's obsession with another man's accomplishments. As in, "Donald Trump is so obsessed with President Obama's accomplishments, most notably his Nobel Prize and the ACA, that it must be penis envy."
Donald Trump has such penis envy for President Obama and his Nobel

Peace Prize, that he had someone nominate him for the prize.
by WateBaby July 27, 2019
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