penis demon 

The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.

Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon

penis demon by ashin999 October 3, 2011

Penis Demon 

(n) One who abuses their penis-taking privileges for the advancement of their own well being.

Stay away from her - She's a penis demon.

Penis Demon by Penisdemon February 25, 2017

penis demon 

a scary demon who says penis and trys to eat you up to have a bigger pp

Demon: PENIS
Person: AHHH ITS THE PENIS DEMON

penis demon by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

penis demon 

Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)

penis demon by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

penis demons 

Soul crushing Demons that crawl out your penis and mysteriously get on people you like for me it was my mum I got it on.

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow.

penis demons by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019