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Peeons

What the fuck wrong with these peeons
They don't know WhyG a demon (i am!)
by yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah April 24, 2019
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peensus

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS, more like peensus *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by aroacegang March 23, 2021
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peenSU

a group created at syracuse university to come together to appreciate the brilliance of blowjobs. PeenSU stands for Penis Suckers Union and we have both members (the suckers) and affiliates (those who are sucked).
Did you peenSU him?
We only got as far as peenSUing.
by 831or Chuck's July 20, 2008
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peenster

Very simply: a peanut butter and jam sandwich. They can come in many varieties such as a double, triple, and quadruple decker peensters. Also, peensters can be toasted and have been known to have bananas inside.
Man I loves me a mothafuckin' peenster!
by 22mothafuckas March 21, 2008
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peenskeeter

one whose penis ejaculates prematurely
Jared: Hey bro, you're a noob!
Bobby: Oh yeah? Well, you're a peenskeeter!
by swayzekitten June 2, 2011
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Peension

Lacking sexual contact for a long period of time.
It's been so long, I'm suffering from serious peension.
by Pure Evil665 March 16, 2009
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peens

short for penis. sometimes used in places where saying penis is inappropriate.
guy #1: this is how you do the can-can!

guy #2: FUCK dude, you just kicked me in my peens! watch where you kick asshole!
by dickhaver319Xboxlive3picYOLO September 6, 2013
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