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A nickname for the one who makes someone smile, laugh and has the ability to cheer them up in the worst of times. The person who you care about just the same.
Peej, you make me soo happy and I love you!
by Joanna March 23, 2005
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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Verb: (to peej)- Egregiously engaging in the willful pilfering of ingestible commodities not belonging to self.

Noun: One who engages in the act of peejing.
Peej: OH GOD!!! I'M SO DRUNK!!! CAN I EXCAVATE THAT CRAB RANGOON???
Everyone in the room: Ugh! Peej... (Sigh)
by Jackson River May 03, 2008
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A peej is a term for a person who is usually obese a waste of air and general disappointment. A peej can usually be spotted at a shed or near a local chippy.a peej can also manipulate their size and get them into 13 different time zones at once an impressive yet depressing skill,due to that fact they can be in completely different weather regions at once.the last thing you need to be a peej is to be on a list for touching a 3 year old.
Person one: bro I’m feeling like becoming a peej
Person two:naw pal that’s ma hing dinnie steal ma thunder ranger till a die pal
by Big solid Chazza April 20, 2020
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The peej is a creature that is mostly seen at night and rarely seen in the day, most peejes can be recognised by their eyes which have the look of a drunken fish, the nose with the resemblence of a covenant ghost from halo, and their exceedingly hairy lower half of body and once the peej has been noticed by a member of the public, his golden brown leg hairs stick up and he makes a run for the closest bin to seek shelter. The common peej also has a brownish ginger short mane and also share a resemblence of Elton John. The peej also has a very distinguishable mating call which resembles a mix of a wolfs howl and a babys cry. These creatures can be very dangerous, mostly tending to hump everything within site and excreting waste into drains and roadside grids, these small and decieving creatures are also notorious for the destruction of indian slums, the rape of all their finest women, and the cold hearted murder of all the oldest born children in high income families, showing why they are one of the most ferocious creatures in the United Districts of Anglezarke. To ensure full safety from the evil peej, you must carry a spud gun at all times, due to a large allergy of the peej this will make them spontainiously explode leaving no reminants of himself.
Boys check your six, i smell one of those dirty ass peejes.
by Lord Baroné July 17, 2018
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1) Jeep spelled backwards
2) Another way to say peed in a funny way
3) When in a Jeep and you feel the pee go the opposite way
1) Did you know that Jeep is peeJ backwards?
2) I just peej'd my pants
3) OWW!!

What dude?

I just peej'd
by catchingfire3 August 03, 2019
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