When a female queefs while peeing.
Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.
by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 11, 2010
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Defined in 2020 as a misspelling for “peed” and has since become a meme on Discord. It does not mean “penis queef.”
Peef
Peefin rn
by kalyne February 14, 2022
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a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster
i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it
by peef October 2, 2019
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When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.
I tried to let it rip, but instead it became a peef.
by ScreamingSundae March 17, 2018
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When a man penis Queef's like a woman's vagina.
Dude during a blowjob I totally peefed in her mouth!
by Btrollenu March 2, 2018
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