The twitchy, gyrating, fidgetty, and impatient behavior that people have when they are (1) really excited about something and can't wait to tell you or (2) have an overly full bladder and are about to explode while waiting to pee.
"Mark was so excited about his news that he did the pee pee dance until we let him interrupt our discussion."
"Porky drank 3 Big Gulps and then did the pee pee dance for 5 minutes while he waited for the restroom to become available."
1. A dance buttfuckers do when they are too stoo ped to go to the bathroom on their own. 2. A gnome-like dwarf who tries to be funny, but really isn't. 3. An anal dwelling dwarf that causes itching, swelling, pustoles, sores, and anal warts to anyone who shakes her hand.
A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the intense desire to run away. Stand with knees slightly bent in, one more crossed than the other and hold your hands at your crotch (as if about to pee self). Rock back and forth while backing away slowly. Optional: Hands in back pocket and sharp intake of breath.