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The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016
Related Words
Australian: something impressive, extraordinary or remarkable; a prime or unsurpassed example of something. Similar to a humdinger or a ripper.
That lie Barnaby Joyce told was a pearler.
pearler by Venus of the dark February 18, 2018
Pearler is a word that in Australian slang can be taken to mean good, or great.
"That was a Pearler of a shot!" -In games

"I had a pearler of a day."
pearler by Talishia May 24, 2005
pearler is a swansea word used by mainly teenagers aged 15-19 and usually refers to someone or something who's a twat/idiot/stupid/rebel.
-johhny just got his ass out to a teacher, what a pearler

-laurens skirts so short you can see her clunge, what a pearler

-that fat kid just asked if he could have a job in mcdonalds, what a pearler
pearler by babycakes111 July 7, 2011
A beauty, a winner.

Presumably one may exclaim this when an oyster is cracked open "shucked" to reveal a pearl within its manky outter shell. In the similar fashion "eureka" was yelled when someone found gold, so that everyone in the area knew where to run towards, most likely to shoot the proclaimer, and pinch the gold nugget.
Someone tells a joke. The crowd laughs. "that was a pearler" someone exclaims.
Someone gets a flat Tyre or puncture. The sidewall is absolutely fucked. "Oh thats a pearler there. buddy"
pearler by savagemastery July 26, 2018
That knife you made is a fucking pearler mate.
Pearler by Hixy65 February 9, 2019