to appease or pacify, esp. by concessions or conciliatory gestures: to placiate an outraged citizenry. Synonymous with 'placate', but mispronounced by a hilariously opinionated and outrageously misinformed hipster in a viral video screed.
"Yo, my dope-fresh lid, Bettie Page wife-beater, and Tarantino-esque harangue against media culture and 'fat people' is some enlightened shit, yo, meant to reveal that all ya'll sheep is just bein' PLACIATED by the powers that be. ON THE REALS!"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"