1 TO HAVE UNDERSTANDING OR COMPREHENSION OF THE MEANING OF LIFE.
2 ANY RANDOM ACT
3 USED TO DESCRIBE ANY SITUATION
4 MAY SOMETIMES APPEAR AS A TINY NEW BORN KITTEN 5 MAY SOMETIMES APPEAR AS A DRIPPING PUSTUAL ON A GIANTS SCROTUM
6 ANY THING ELSE YOU WANT IT TO BE
THE DIFINATIVE ANSWER TO THE REASON FOR THAT STARS EXISTANCE IS PODONKYDONK.
A person who uses wierd and innapropriate words for the act of having sex. Words like "fuck", "screwed", or "boned" are normal. Words like "boinked" are not normal. Note: This person is usually a crackhead or a pinko, and usually poinkydonks about ugly girls.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!