Parson's Law 

Doing something right the first time.

Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.

Parson's Law by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013

Alan Parson's Project 

The Alan Parsons Project were a 1970s-80s group founded by Alan Parsons (previously best known as an engineer and producer of groups and singers as diverse as Pink Floyd, Al Stewart and Pilot) and Eric Woolfson, with a shifting line-up of instrumentalists and singers including Colin Blunstone, John Miles, Steve Harley, Lenny Zakatek and Pilot's Iain Bairnson and David Paton. Their albums are all concept-based but eschew the pretentiousness of prog-rock in favour of a more radio-friendly approach, their stated aim being to create music that lends itself equally to headphone and background listening.

"You Don't Believe by the Alan Parson's Project is a great track"
"Actually, they're called the Alan Parsons Project"

Alan Parson's Project by Whadduc Hunt January 12, 2007

parson's nose 

the tail of a plucked chicken or turkey

Called the pope's nose by protestants and the sulton's nose by north africans, catholics call the rump of a chicken the parson's nose.

parson's nose by ScottX January 14, 2007

Alan Parson's Project 

(N.) Dr. Evil's Favorite Band from the Mid-Seventies.

"Since this satelite was developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, we shall call this... The Alan Parsons Project!"

Alan Parson's Project by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

the parson's gambit

In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.

Oh man, did you see the parson's gambit Todd set up in the locker room?" "No, what happened." "Eddy was minding his own business, dropping a deuce, when Todd snuck over the stall and nailed him with an air horn and that aerosol cheese. There was nothing he could do but sit there and take it until the dirty business was done." "Stone Cold.

the parson's gambit by SenatorGreg June 6, 2011

Payton’s soulmate 

Ash.

“Hey, who’s Payton’s soulmate?”
“Oh it’s Ash. I thought it was obvious they’re meant to be-.”

Payton’s soulmate by Hisokaswife March 8, 2021

Payton's Dad 

A person who loves spicy food more than anything in the world.

person 1:"I fucking love spicy food."
person 2: "your such a payton's dad!"

Payton's Dad by skykam007 March 30, 2010