pawsonal assistant 

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.

As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.

pawsonal assistant by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018

Patona 

(Perú) Una mujer con piernas grandes, carnosas y apetitosas. Una mujer con muy buenas piernas. Ver también 'Yucona'.

Viste pasar a esa patona???

Patona by El Norbert August 20, 2014

patonaba 

1. VL: An expression of anger or frustration.
2. n.: Any unknown anatomical part when assosciated with pain.
3. n.: An inverted sexual position featuring olfactory insertion to the Vajayjay
4. n.: An ignoramus.

1. "I'm evicted? PATONABA!!"
2. "I think I hurt my patonaba jogging"
3. "I had her in a patonaba last night, and my nose got quite a workout."
4. "Don't trust him, he's just a patonaba"

patonaba by Dan Ball, Pat McDermott, Kyle Frederick April 22, 2006

Pawnability 

Anything that has the ability to be pawned when needing money

I only buy things that have pawnability. I can take it to the pawn shop and get money when needed.

I bought an xbox 360 because it has high pawnability

Pawnability by csiho_djohnson9 May 30, 2006

pawnage 

getting owned like a pawn in a game, usually an online video game.

dude, that was total pawnage

pawnage by definerX April 12, 2007

payonaise 

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your penis as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the P from penis and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Payonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for man juice.

What the fuck? This shit taste like payonaise.

payonaise by Michael Bradus June 23, 2006

pawnage 

This "word" is used occasionally by extreme n00bs. This is because it is not a word. N00bs tend to think that this word originated from the game of chess, and somehow compares the skills of the victim of this exclamation to those of a pawn.

The word they are probably thinking of is pwnage (pone-ij or own-ij), which originated from a typo of the word owned, and has nothing to do with such n00bish hobbies as chess.

N00b: Dude, that's some serious pawnage!

haxx0r: Dude, you fucktard, its pwnage.

pawnage by covertEntity July 29, 2008