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paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006
Related Words

¡no pasarán! 

No Pasaran means 'they shall not pass' - the phrase comes from the Spanish Civil War of the 1930s, and was used by the Republican troops (the left-wing soldiers fighting against Franco and the Falangists) as a rallying cry in defense of Madrid.
they shall not pass ¡no pasarán!
¡no pasarán! by Billy18 September 25, 2013

Paparazzed 

Although it looks like a past participle the verb cannot really be conjugated apart from "paparazzed" and "paparazzing".

Being "paparazzed" means being photographed sometimes by some annoying guy handling a camera (paparazzi) in an intrusive way.
I went to a party yesterday and I paparazzed all the young and nice ladies.

I went to downtown for a walk and I've been paparazzing the people there.
Paparazzed by Mellowiz September 5, 2007

paparazzle 

Who gives a rat's poop chute if the Paparazzle get a few thousand photos of her
paparazzle by Paparazzle October 15, 2010
The condition of having the extreme giggles. It comes from the word "pavo" meaning turkey, so a person with the pavera is laughing so hard that they sound like a gobbling turkey. Used in parts of Puerto Rico.
Jajajajajaja I'm getting the pavera!!

I have the pavera!
Pavera by Luz la Boricua December 2, 2010

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...