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paulynomial
Don’t take a picture with him. He’s Paulynomial and will say you are getting married to all his friends.
It’s ok to take your pic with me, I’m paulynomial.
It’s ok to take your pic with me, I’m paulynomial.
paulynomial by blainedamaged May 18, 2018
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polygomy
baz says:
khoa said that turns him on
daniel says:
uh
daniel says:
he's saying that while he's in a relationship with you?
daniel says:
how bold
daniel says:
its nice to know that polygomy lives on
daniel says:
through you and khoa
khoa said that turns him on
daniel says:
uh
daniel says:
he's saying that while he's in a relationship with you?
daniel says:
how bold
daniel says:
its nice to know that polygomy lives on
daniel says:
through you and khoa
polygomy by finesticecream March 12, 2009
Paulygone
A Paulygone is a coward that vanishishes from the scene in the face of conflict. Paulie is gone or paulygone. Goodfellas name for a coward. paulygones are usually rats and will call the police on you.
Mike: When Vito showed up tommy two times was outta there so fast he left a smoke trail.
Vito: Such a feakin paulygone
Vito: Such a feakin paulygone
Paulygone by harry pfister October 15, 2018
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