luke patterson

part of a show called julie and the phantoms which literally has the hottest cast and the best songs. oml luke is literally the cutest, most talented, funniest, adorable little bean there ever was and i literally wish he were real cause he’d be so cool to hang with. and don’t even get me STARTED on his fits because omg my man know how to dress. like i’d love to borrow some of his clothes please. ugh and hes so good at singing and playing the guitar and basically at anything he does. and that guitar flip he does in that one episode is HOT.

rebecca: omg did u see the new show julie and the phantoms?
stacy: yea ofc! dude luke patterson is so hot!

by makenny December 30, 2021

Stinky Patterson

If you know you know

Steve: "that kid over there is a Stinky Patterson"
entire class:*bursts out in laughter* if you know you know ;)

by Peting Peterson January 22, 2020

Madison Patterson

Really nice human and can be exremely kind but is a very big Thot. Ussaly with blonde hair and blue eyes and is very Thicco Mode

¨Oh shit Madison Patterson is Thicccccccc¨

by Rich set a fire April 10, 2019

Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.

Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it

by Hehe_Boobs July 20, 2017

demetri patterson

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.

My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.

by Mavrow February 15, 2018

Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

by Megatron2530 April 25, 2016

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 8, 2005