Patierno

A small hobbit like human with oversized gentalia. Ball circumference equal to a coca cola can. Penis size averaging a household fire extinguisher. Patierno's have a keen sense of finding good girls and dating them. Later they find out that everyone of these girls is a pornstar. Patierno's are incredibly skilled in the art of longboarding. They are all around superhumans. When you meet one always thank them for their role in lord of the rings.

Girlscout: You're soo cute and small!
Patierno: Thanks you're soo sweet!
Girlscout:*blushes*
Patierno:*pulls out anaconda penis*
Girlscout: Holy shit you're a Patierno!
Patierno: Why yes, yes I am.
Girlscout: FUCK ME!
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Patierno by The Desciple January 27, 2013

patternoster 

A patternoster:

The dude who fluffs the kings balls.

The king summoned his patternoster.
" yo patternoster, come hither and fluffeth mine balls. Swass treats me fowly on this day."

patternoster by expialodotious May 21, 2010

patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.

none, just gotta feel it to know

patternosterscroof by Kris October 18, 2004

Paternoster salutation 

To pay a rent boy to shit on one’s chest

Greetings, allow me to show you a paternoster salutation…

Paternoster salutation by anonymous June 30, 2023

Steaming Joe Paterno 

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.

After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.

Steaming Joe Paterno by love to lol July 8, 2010