An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.
Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!
Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!
Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!
by Miss Tina Marie January 24, 2007
by Pie In Box December 1, 2019
When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.
I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.
by Annazoe January 7, 2017
“Chris can’t roll can you?”
“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”
“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”
by CrushingChaos April 19, 2021
Patchwork madras is fabric that is made from 100% cotton, and is sewn into patchworks.The fabric is madras (cotton plaid) fabric, and the end product is known as patchwork madras.
by Patchwork madras March 20, 2011
The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.
She was so crunchy, she had patchwork panties.
by the troof March 13, 2013