A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus
I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.
by Tanya Cocoabutter March 14, 2015
God's Tacos,man created a taco soo delicious, he created the concept of God to have something to compare it to. God met the taco al pastor, stood up, and gave it his chair. The Taco then made God shit himself in its greatness.
The only man equally badass to survive the taco AL pastor, is Luis Gasca, and he laughs in the face of "God", tacos al pastor are great.
by Luis Gasca May 18, 2006
when you do not understand a sentence a person has just spoken and the end word of the sentence sounds like pastor this phrase can be used in place of what or excuse me for comical enhancement.
Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.
Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.
Crash: Hey Lizzy whats your password?
Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?
or
Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!
Squid: Who fucked the pastor?
Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?
or
Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!
Squid: Who fucked the pastor?
by Steve Buttholerson August 23, 2010
When two men give each other oral intercourse in the 69 position, however, the man on top is doing pushups onto the second man.
Johnny: Bro did you see how ripped Pastor Jude's arms are?
Claire: I bet he has been Pastor Jude-ing his son.
Claire: I bet he has been Pastor Jude-ing his son.
by Faggitmus Prime January 24, 2020
by callmed0zy March 22, 2021
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