Condom Pasta

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.

Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.

by H-Jew July 27, 2014

Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 8, 2019

pasta tossing

The act of an Italian man nutting into a girls mouth, then she then spits it back into his mouth.

Tony: oh shit im bout to nut angelia open your mouth!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!

by Parmesan snowball September 3, 2017

Pasta Dinner

When a guy with a Jacob’s ladder piercing puts wet spaghetti noodles in place of the barbells, fucks a girl on her period, then gets a blowjob.

Dude I dropped acid with my girlfriend last night and then she gave me a pasta dinner, absolutely life changing!

by Dingleberry inc. February 16, 2022

Pasta Canolli

The act of Cumming on Ravioli and dipping it in mushroom Sauce before feeding it to a cannibal

Someone: dude James Tried to Kill and eat me so i Fed him Pasta Canolli, Funniest shit i've ever seen

Someone 2 (Electric Bugaloo): Dude That was my dad

by Someone-Fed-Me-Pasta-Canolli April 1, 2020

Sara (pasta girl) Manera

sara manera, an italian girl that has quite the attitude. she acts hella white and loves pizza and spaghetti. she’s got a bf named dylan and she loves to dick him down. he finna give her the carolina creampie 🤣

sara (pasta girl) manera is a ni🅱️🅱️a

by itsvalbtw March 8, 2019

Please pass the pasta pastor

This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.

Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.

American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”

British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”

by PastaPastor November 29, 2021