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mexican party hat 

A paper toilet seat cover that you use on a public toilet so you don't get other people's crap on your ass.
"I needed to you the restroom at the Burger King but there weren't any mexican party hats to put down on the toilet".
mexican party hat by vtec16 April 10, 2005

Mexican Party

A place that can be identified by a police cars red and blue lights.
Their was a Mexican Party after the shooting.

mexican party melt 

Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.
We just had a Mexican party melt and it was totally hot!

Mexican Porch Party 

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).
Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.
Mexican Porch Party by Urboipickle December 28, 2019

Mexican Christmas Party

The unfortunate circumstance when a group of individuals is trapped in an enclosed space (train, plane, bus) and one of them (usually unknown and having recently ingested a burrito or cup of chili) breaks wind, creating a cloud of misfortune for all involved.

Closely related: Dutch Oven
A: "Hey dude, I bet you it was one of those girls that started the Mexican Christmas Party on the train yesterday."

B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"

Mexican Dance Party

When five men wearing sombreros insert their penis' into a taco shell each and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with the same woman. During this the woman is also being beaten with several bottles of tequila.
You should have been there last night man was fucking crazy, there were five of us and one bitch left over and an unlocked taco bell so we went for it and had a mexican dance party.

Three's a crowd five's a dance party.
Mexican Dance Party by SenorGringo November 11, 2010