Definitions by spider31

Parte 

A Northern Irish term for someone ginger and ugly. Usually applies to females or those whose gender is not easy to work out.

Ha! I can't believe you got with that rank ginger girl. I was a little bit sick and I only saw her in my peripheral vision. She makes a squashed seahorse look delightful. What a parte.

Parte by spider31 December 24, 2010

Ant ridge

Something or someone that the world would be better off without. Gets in the way and tends to reappear even after you have taken reasonable measures to tidy it away.

I am sick and tired of that guy always following me around. I tried losing him in a crowd but he's damn persistent. Such an ant ridge.

Ant ridge by spider31 November 26, 2010

Takin' names 

Beating the living daylights out of someone or ideally, a group of people. Needs to be done with a decent amount of aggression, style and efficiency.

"They should have kept away from that semi-domesticated but angry chimp. He's takin' names."

Batman
Manny Pacquiao
Roy Keane
Liam Neeson in 'taken'
Achilles
Rihanna in the song 'Breakin' dishes'

Takin' names by spider31 June 5, 2009

Matt Lloyd 

Someone who is exceptionally intelligent, handsome, athletic and humorous.

That guy's a bit of a Matt Lloyd.

Matt Lloyd by spider31 February 14, 2009