1. (noun 1) A dork, loser, geek, asshole,
slut
2. (verb 2) To be a dork, loser, geek, asshole,
slut
3. (noun 2) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty behavior also, parsifany
4. (adjective) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty
5. (verb 2) to have
sex
6. George Bush (The Parsifan)
1. "What a parsifan playing counterstrike instead of dating
girls!"
2. "Stop being a parsifan and quit sleeping with guys you
don't know!"
3. Watching Punk'd is parsifany.
4. George
Bush is a parsifan.
5. I want to parsifan Jessica Alba.
6. The Parsifan is talking