Parcel face

Parcel face is like a poker face, it is the face you must hold when youve opened your much anticipated parcel only to find a pair of socks, not even sports socks but socks that have captain america on the side, basically u wanna kill the mutha fukka who gave you them but YULE say oh great i wanted those and smile!!!
oh gr8 captain america socks how uber wonderfull.(while using your parcel face) die!!!
by novey December 24, 2009
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pre-parcel anxiety

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.
"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!" "10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"
by waitingForAPackage August 30, 2011
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bill parcells

Most arrogant douchebag in the NFL. Whoa, hold on, that would be Jerry Jones. Whoa, hold the phone, I meant Terrell Owens. Hey wait a minute! They are all together - The AssHoley Trinity.
Belichek doesn't like his assistant leaving to coach another team. Who does he think he is, Bill Parcells?
by Jersey Guy January 03, 2007
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Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).
'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'
by Bill Carr February 12, 2007
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united parcel service

The worst shipping company in the world if you thought that USPS was bad think again!
I used the United Parcel Service ground for cross country shipping the contents arrived broken
by airbus320neo August 27, 2017
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fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.
"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"
by jambags38 September 26, 2011
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Parcel arse

When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel
Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse
by Gaybou July 26, 2021
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