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Paranormal Sciences

The systematic study of phenomena that are "beside" normal experience—ghosts, UFOs, cryptids, and that weird feeling you get when you're sure someone's watching you but no one's there. Paranormal sciences occupy the uncomfortable space between "this might be real" and "this is almost certainly not real," attracting researchers who are either brave pioneers or people who really want to believe their night vision footage of a blurry shape is Bigfoot. The field has generated decades of inconclusive data, which its practitioners interpret as evidence that the phenomena are elusive, not that they're nonexistent.
Example: "She dedicated her life to paranormal sciences, spending nights in abandoned asylums with EMF meters and audio recorders. After 20 years, she had 2,000 hours of recordings that were mostly wind, mice, and her own stomach rumbling. Three times, she caught something that might have been a voice. It said 'help' twice and 'turn that thing off' once. She's still not sure if that was a ghost or just an annoyed caretaker."
Paranormal Sciences by Nammugal February 14, 2026
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Paranormal Social Sciences

The study of how groups of people who believe in or investigate paranormal phenomena organize themselves, from local ghost-hunting clubs to international UFO organizations. It examines why these groups develop their own jargon (we don't say "nothing happened," we say "the entities were non-responsive"), how they establish credibility (the more equipment, the more serious), and the complex social dynamics of "proving" something that can't be proven. Paranormal social sciences reveal that ghost hunters are just like any other community: they have leaders, followers, drama, and annual conferences where everyone pretends their footage from last year is definitely not a bug on the lens.
*Example: "A paranormal social sciences study observed a ghost-hunting group for a year. It found that 90% of their 'evidence' was easily explained by natural causes, but the group's social cohesion depended on interpreting it as paranormal. When one member pointed out that their 'ghost orb' was actually just dust, he was gently exiled and had to start his own, more rational group, which lasted approximately three weeks before everyone got bored."*
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026