paradoxataur 

This is a mythical creature that has mystified scientists for years. It only exists if you believe it doesn't exist, and vice versa.

paradoxataur: hi I'm a smart blond who doesn't have a boyfriend and isn't crazy.

paradoxataur by Nick brewer April 23, 2008

Paradoxotaur 

Paradoxotaur:
Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you don’t believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists, then it doesn’t. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. Form unknown.

friend: i think i saw a Paradoxotaur yesterday

me:no you didnt, if you believed in it, then it doesnt exist. i can see it because i dont believe in it

Paradoxotaur by rockdablok March 2, 2007

paradoxical subtlety

n. an attempt to show-off something, yet tries to make it look as though they are not doing so; a purposely feeble and obvious attempt at modesty in order to flaunt one's advantages over another without looking cocky.
adj. paradoxically subtle.

Ex. 1
Alex: Oh you have that class too? Wasn't that test hard?
Marvin: Yeah.
Alex: Yeah, I know huh? I only got an A-.
Marvin: No one asked you. You know, your paradoxical subtlety is really annoying.

Ex. 2
Dave: Someone's iPod earphones just latched onto my backpack on my way to class.
Anthony: Oh really? Those earphones are probably better than the ones that came with my new mp3 player. *takes out mp3 player and shows it off*

paradoxical subtlety by supernintendo_chalmers February 22, 2006

Paradoxosaur

Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you don’t believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists, then it doesn’t. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. A different take on the Paradoxotaur.

Her: OMG! It's a Paradoxosaur!
Me: That means there isn't!

Paradoxosaur by bamx January 11, 2009

paradoxicity

1. self-contradictoriness of logical conclusions deriving from the same logical conclusions.

2. also what you would call a highly oxymoroned town.

That the liar says he tells the truth is full of paradoxicity.

paradoxicity by Poop on the fake Alex Nichols! May 26, 2006

Paradoxasaur 

From Demetri Martin's comedy.

A magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn't exist.

"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.

Paradoxasaur by AggiePerspective July 5, 2008

paradoxashit 

Taking a dump on your own chest.

It is near impossible.

Jet Lee can do it, but he is not proud of it.

1. "That calculus test blew my mind like a Paradoxashit."

2.
Jet Lee: I'm not doint it!
Friend: Come one man, just once, for me.
Jet Lee: Fuck you.
Friend: You're not the old Jet Lee i used to know back in college. He used to Paradoxashit all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you're too big to Paradoxashit for and old friend.
Jet Lee: It's not like that, man --
Friend: No, you've made your choice, asshole *storms out*

*long silence*

Jet Lee's Turtle: I still love you.
Jet Lee: Fuck you, turtle. Fuck you.

paradoxashit by youreceivethehole7 August 6, 2009