Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome 

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome occurs when some one uses their boy/girl friend once and then discards them. It is abbreviated as PPTS. The Paper Plate Treatment can be very severe as people who give it often times boast of it to their friends and peers. If you or a loved one has suffered from Paper Plate Treatment, you may notice that you/loved one's self esteem has lowered considerably, the affected becomes depressed, withdrawn, and is less interested in usually enjoyable activities. Video games such as WoW, Minecraft, Runescape, and Skyrim are the only known cures to Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome.

Person 1: I am depressed man, my gf left me after a week.

Counselor: I know whats wrong.

Person 1: What is it?

Counselor: You have a case of Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome by c1094 June 23, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016