Paper Friend 

Someone who you might think is your friend, but is going to bail on you the moment you would expect them to uphold their end of the friendship; about supportive as a paper cut-out.

Unlike a real friend, a paper friend will never be there to cheer you up, bail you out of trouble, or help you out in any way, if they aren't getting anything out of the deal at least. Unlike a Theoretical Friend, they probably never really were your friend in the first place.

"You don't need those paper friends at all, no you don't need those kind of friends."

Paper Friend by Subidarb October 19, 2009

Fried Piper

You wouldn’t normally follow him, except that he has the gear that you want. And he has had too much of that gear himself, hence he is fried…

Mate’s party is on Saturday, we are out of the good stuff, we need to visit the Fried Piper before we go... (James, beautiful James W, told me this word!)

Fried Piper by Red in the Hed January 5, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004