sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 17, 2009

dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

by SFJH August 24, 2007

paper cut dick

When you make fun of Meg, she slowly glides the sharp ridge of printer paper on your dickhole and presses down.

When Ryan is mean, his dick will bleed because she paper cut his dick. He cries because he now has paper cut dick.

by Mg12398 March 25, 2016