Papa smurf

A slang term used for a short weedman

Hey bro do you know anyone I can buy from? My papa smurf never answers my texts.

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

Papa smurf

The kink name of a real nigga

“Oh papa smurf spit in my asshole some more

by Runnin_0n_empty February 08, 2018

Papa Smurf

the leader of the smurfs

did you see papa smurf? he's a pimp!

by BlondesRfunny May 14, 2007

papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!

I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.

by Polar Bear December 05, 2004

Papa Smurf

A little blue fuck that likes to have his ass licked by bitches.

Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?
Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!

by Tonysharp5643 October 07, 2010

Papa Smurf

when a cuck sends you a dick pick and you color it blue to pass around.

that one douche from twitch sent me a photo, so now he's a Papa Smurf

by MooPigRiot May 06, 2017

Papa Smurf

A wise and noble figure who sets very high standards.

Papa Smurf is very disappointed in Ted Shaw for being such a pussy

by LeaderofPJFGary July 23, 2011