Possibly the closest thing to "gods" as we know it. Dimebag Darrel was unfortunately shot by this crazy man. Their music was just that, MUSIC! It wasn't pre-packaged crap that is run down into the ground by MTV. Those who do not know of Pantera can go shove broken glass into their uretha and colon.
This girl asked me "Who's Pantera? Do they support Animal Liberation like I do?" So I drew my .45 and emptied a few into her cranium.
by Samuel Macon May 5, 2006
One of the most kickass southern metal bands to walk the face of the earth. Instantly makes you feel like you are a god and need to kick some ass when listening to them. And are one of the only reasons for a person to live.
- Hey have you listened to Pantera?
- Have I listened to Pantera?
*Glows and beats his ass*
- Dont underestimate the Power of Pantera
- Have I listened to Pantera?
*Glows and beats his ass*
- Dont underestimate the Power of Pantera
by Killer548 May 15, 2010
The Gods of heavy metal. Fuck Metallica, Pantera are the shit and they had one of the best fucking guitarists in the world. R.I.P Dimebag Darrell. We miss you!
by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 21, 2006
MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!
Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.
MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1
Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?
MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111
Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.
AND UNDEROATH!!
Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.
MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1
Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?
MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111
Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.
by not found [Error 404] June 6, 2007
Pantera is jock rock for the lowest common denominator. Redneck goons and alcoholic wife beaters relish in groovy chug riffs and awkward teens live out their silly revenge fantasies vicariously through a heroine addicts drunken anthems to life in the gutter.
Guy 1: Jim is a diehard Pantera fan
Guy 2: Is he still trying to beat his dad with a bat for taking away his video game privelages?
Guy 2: Is he still trying to beat his dad with a bat for taking away his video game privelages?
by Robertus September 24, 2009
One of seven phrases considered to be curse words among metal elitists. Other words include "bree-cree", "br00tul", "Metallica", "Hot Topic", "breakdowns", and "Diabolus In Musica".
Metalhead 1: "Hey man, you want to borrow some of my old CD's?"
Metalhead 2: "What'cha got?"
Metalhead 1: "You know, some Venom, Slayer, Kreator, Pantera..."
Metalhead 2: "Dude! Watch your f**kin' mouth, my kids are in the room!"
Metalhead 2: "What'cha got?"
Metalhead 1: "You know, some Venom, Slayer, Kreator, Pantera..."
Metalhead 2: "Dude! Watch your f**kin' mouth, my kids are in the room!"
by Geraldo Ruiz August 11, 2009
Tim's dad went pantera when he found out about the truck.
That black Mustang from school is pantera.
That black Mustang from school is pantera.
by bob morales July 7, 2005