global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 30, 2021

Panera Bread Republican

A wealthy white suburbanite who is liberal on social issues, but is conservative on economic issues especially keeping taxes low. They vote Republican based on their economic interests. Panera Bread, Republican, Democrat, economic conservative, socially liberal, politics, red state, blue state, conservative, liberal, Rockefeller Republican, country club Republican

There is no way a Democrat can win a district with so many Panera Bread Republicans.

by joecoolthefool July 12, 2017

Panera-ing

Panera-ing -(V.)- To go to panera; to eat at panera; to live for panera; to think about panera; to enjoy panera; to crave panera; to breathe panera.

Isabel-"Hey, are we panera-ing after the soccer game today?"

Jessie-"TOTES! jessie need food ;D"
Isabel-*runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off* then screams "YAY"

by jessieisabeast May 16, 2011

Panera Broad

A girl who can almost always be found at Panera Bread. She may also talk about wanting to go to Panera often, even though no one else wants to go with her. Often dressed in white-girl attire, and she is guaranteed to post a picture of her food on her Snap story. Similar to a Starbucks Slut.

Fuckboy: Aye I heard Marissa is at Panera and wants people to meet her, should we go?

Fuckboy #2: Nah fam, she's just a Panera Broad.

by justyouraveragedude March 6, 2017