Panda bread is a combination of bamboo and bread, made by enslaved pandas on the island Pandemonium. No one has been able to free the pandas, but some have escaped causing whomever takes the pandas to enslave unpopular humans and teach them the ways of making the bread.

The island has not been found by humans just yet.
H- Did you hear that Tristan guy got taken?

C- Yeah I bet he's making some panda bread.
by Haveisawesome December 31, 2014
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"Urban Panda" was actually coined by Anthony Kiedis of The Red Hot Chili Peppers while on tour in Japan in 2000. The term was used to describe the Japanese girls of Shinjuku and their outlandish fashion which is documented on You Tube. The original footage from the tour was sent to event producer and designer "Kristien Amer" at the time and was subsequently adopted as a business (www.urbanpanda.com) in 2000 and it wasn't until several years later, others began using the phrase.
"In search of the wild panda, the Tokyo panda, the urban panda, the urban teenage panda which are not endangered species today in Tokyo's climate" -- Anthony Kiedis
by thepandarocks September 25, 2013
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a rare species of panda. it has a unique and unidentified technique to draw people towards it. if you become interested in a chanda panda then there is no turning back. one way to identify a chanda panda is by their stunning beauty.
Oh snap... i just saw a chanda panda in the store...
by Chanpan21 April 17, 2009
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The Shady Panda is a rather distasteful and despicable sexual maneuver involving two men and a woman, wherein the men both ejaculate on the woman's stomach and face respectively, mimicking the coloration of a panda bear. Works better with darker skinned women.
Tom and Robby were all bragging how that gave some girl they met at a bar a Shady Panda. I think they are full of shit though.
by Nasty1932 April 6, 2009
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A person in your life that you love as a best friend and has the same love for pandas as you do.
Parker is Makayla's Panda Buddy.
by ParkerPanda May 19, 2014
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An unhappy, disappointed person. The phrase can be traced back to an episode of the cartoon South Park, in which the "Sexual Harassment Panda" teaches the children what is and isn't sexual harassment.

For extra sadness, the "a" in sad is drawn out.
I'm a saaaad panda, because my favorite band just broke up.
by Stephanie M. December 19, 2003
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The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts
Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.
by L0NN!E September 14, 2008
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