Random Middle Aged Females with wine or other alcohol of choice in hand on a sunny day, they tend travel in packs of 2-8. Found globally. Can be in a private setting, i.e. back yard, pool, block party, etc. Usually found under an umbrella at a casual restaurant patio. Will tend to overdrink and get rowdy.
Man, I have never seen so many Patio Pam's in one place.

Watch out, Patio Pam is on the loose !
by TXBrisketman January 17, 2023
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A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.
Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.
by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017
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Pam is a you’re a leader for her circle. Pam is selfless with the biggest heart you’ll ever know. She is always up for a challenge or adventure! She would do anything for anyone. Pam is the child whisperer and just the best. She is a pitta me of service to others kind, caring, artistic, funny, and a great mom. She does more things than most men like cooking, electrical work, gardening, and repairs. She can fix a hole in the wall or pull your head through it!
My best friend is a Pam.
by The Secret Girls Club December 14, 2021
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A bitch that loves her granddaughters best friend better than her
Pam: CLEAN YOUR ROOM
Granddaughter: Later!
Pam: she can be a bitch sometimes (to best friends)
by Myaugay October 30, 2019
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The only extroverted bitch in the friend group. Literally in every social circle.
Where is Pam, i need some tea
by papagreens December 4, 2021
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