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palbatross 

A friend(pal) who's burden(albatross) outweighs the benefits of their friendship.
A palbatross is someone who comes over and drinks your beer (but never brings any), keeps you up all night talking about their problems (but never listens to yours), or can never return a ride to the airport (despite you giving them dozens.) You wonder why they are even your friend?
palbatross by richard bullard barnes February 21, 2014
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palitosis 

The state of accepting chronic shit breath due to the longevity of the friendship
This is a dual partnership between the shit breath individual as well as the condoning party.
A:"Your friend over there has breath like none other did his tongue die?"
B:"Its always been that way since we were kids It has permeated everything he speaks to. into , or falls asleep on. I honestly just accept it at this point."
A" Dude you have come down with a real case of palitosis"
palitosis by pairofdeez October 15, 2012
Palatossis. Similar to halitosis someone who has a bad palate saying all wine tastes the same someone with bad taste in other things as well such as clothing or daying
Gina has serious wine palatosis, she thinks a good bottle of wine is Boone's Farm.

Gina has serious fashion palatosis looking like she just bought an outfit from the sidewalk clearance half off outlet behind the Fox Hill Mall.
Palatosis by ShuggaSlim August 20, 2019