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palbatross 

A friend(pal) who's burden(albatross) outweighs the benefits of their friendship.
A palbatross is someone who comes over and drinks your beer (but never brings any), keeps you up all night talking about their problems (but never listens to yours), or can never return a ride to the airport (despite you giving them dozens.) You wonder why they are even your friend?
palbatross by richard bullard barnes February 21, 2014
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palitosis 

The state of accepting chronic shit breath due to the longevity of the friendship
This is a dual partnership between the shit breath individual as well as the condoning party.
A:"Your friend over there has breath like none other did his tongue die?"
B:"Its always been that way since we were kids It has permeated everything he speaks to. into , or falls asleep on. I honestly just accept it at this point."
A" Dude you have come down with a real case of palitosis"
palitosis by pairofdeez October 15, 2012
Palatossis. Similar to halitosis someone who has a bad palate saying all wine tastes the same someone with bad taste in other things as well such as clothing or daying
Gina has serious wine palatosis, she thinks a good bottle of wine is Boone's Farm.

Gina has serious fashion palatosis looking like she just bought an outfit from the sidewalk clearance half off outlet behind the Fox Hill Mall.
Palatosis by ShuggaSlim August 20, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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