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sleeping like Pakistan's AD

To indulge a very deep sleep, similar to how Pakistan's AD (Air Defence) sleeps, which cannot be disturbed even after terrorist camps, military bases, AWACS and nuclear sites are being bombed all around you.
Hey Bro, was sleeping like Pakistan's AD. Catch you soon
by Barci May 12, 2025
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pakistan sucks

because lots of people named Steve think so. It is a widely known phenomenon. Ask anyone you know. Guaranteed.

there is plenty of evidence to back this claim up. In fact it is a phrase used very commonly when talking about the Indian subcontinent.
Hey Osama, what do you know, pakistan sucks. And you too Bilal. It produces people like shahid afridi....!!!!
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pakistan sticky hand

the art of blowing a load in your partners hand and then having her lick it off. while taking a shit.
Dan-hey i just blew a load. oh yay im on the potty

Josh-so you gave her a pakistan sticky hand?
by Dinosaur Dan June 9, 2009
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sacrifice my life for pakistan

Someone who sacrifices their life for Pakistan is a real one. They are unique and intelligent. They are your superior
"WOOOAH DESS A STRONNNG MESSSAGE, NOONE WILL HAVE CARROT
( Example )

1- Dude close ur eyes
2- no dude why
1- so i can sacrifice your life for pakistan
2- hell no i never said i would sacrifice my life for pakistan
by The writer sacrificed her life September 11, 2020
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Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating
Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.
by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2007
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Pakistani Sandstorm

An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.
Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!
by aka "The Genuis" December 1, 2011
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The Pakistani Spanker

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
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