by Sam & Lee May 18, 2008
PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.
Penis + Anus = Painus.
It's a noun and a verb.
Penis + Anus = Painus.
It's a noun and a verb.
ex.1
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.
Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.
ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.
Friend: Ouch...
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.
Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.
ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.
Friend: Ouch...
by The-Mountain November 11, 2011
Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.
by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010
by Zachwashere March 25, 2022
by matti March 7, 2005
A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.
" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier
by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017