Take 3 feet of PVC pipe then coat the inside in body temperature lube (96.8 degrees) then slide your penis into the pipe. After that get a partner to insert a cockroach into the other end of the pipe and to blow the insect to the end of your tube with your penis and allow the cockroach to crawl around. Optional: have your partner suck the cockroach out at the end.

Damn, Bethany just gave me the best PVC Pipe Job I’ve ever had.

PVC Pipe Job by Amish_Lover January 29, 2019

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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