PUROTH

"Punk Rock Thursday" What the younger people think is appropriate for a Thursday morning on the office Jukebox. But it's not rock, it's wank 90s "punk". We're not angsty teens anymore peeps.

Young 'un: "F*** Yeah, PUROTH!"
Everyone else: :facepalm:

by akfortysevenin9years June 16, 2018

Protheon Tank

Used when an internet person isn't aware of something that has been here since a long time ago. The item may be hidden or vary rare

Internet person: "Wow I didn't know this existed!"

Comment section: "It's always been here, this is truly a Protheon Tank moment."

by serenity15 March 10, 2021

Prothro

Being a Pro at everything, especially in the art of throwing objects. Prothros are usually rare to find. They are smart and sexy by nature. Girls are all over them and they last long in bed.

Jim: "I suck at throwing"

Chris: "I don't have to worry about sucking. I'm a Prothro"

by Jumpmanjunky February 22, 2011

Prothean

The Protheans are an extinct alien race in the mass effect series which were killed by the reapers over 50,000 years ago.

prothean #1: hey!
prothean #2: hey!
prothean #1: ahhh! a reaper!!!!

by riot789 March 11, 2012

Purth

A purse-like over the shoulder bag, typically made out of synthetic material, worn principally by gay men, notably in Europe.

American guy: Dude, like, why are you wearing a purse?
European guy: It's not a purse; it's my purth.

by AYYFRON July 20, 2010

protheroitis

being born with yellow skin

mike has yellow skin aka protheroitis
ciek has yellow skin aka protheroitis
matt allmans friend has protheroitis

by matt allman October 17, 2006

pyrotherapy

The deliberate act of burning all pictures, momentos, and miscellaneous sentimental items associated with or given by an ex. This is usually associated with an unpleasant breakup.

Guy 1: “So I hear Jennifer dumped Eric last weekend. How’s he doing?”

Guy 2: “Oh, he’s much better after a bottle of Jack and a little pyrotherapy.”

by The Dirtybyrd June 3, 2010