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"Punk Rock Thursday" What the younger people think is appropriate for a Thursday morning on the office Jukebox. But it's not rock, it's wank 90s "punk". We're not angsty teens anymore peeps.
Young 'un: "F*** Yeah, PUROTH!"
Everyone else: :facepalm:
PUROTH by akfortysevenin9years June 16, 2018
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Protheon Tank 

Used when an internet person isn't aware of something that has been here since a long time ago. The item may be hidden or vary rare
Internet person: "Wow I didn't know this existed!"

Comment section: "It's always been here, this is truly a Protheon Tank moment."
Protheon Tank by serenity15 March 10, 2021
Being a Pro at everything, especially in the art of throwing objects. Prothros are usually rare to find. They are smart and sexy by nature. Girls are all over them and they last long in bed.
Jim: "I suck at throwing"

Chris: "I don't have to worry about sucking. I'm a Prothro"
Prothro by Jumpmanjunky February 22, 2011
The Protheans are an extinct alien race in the mass effect series which were killed by the reapers over 50,000 years ago.
prothean #1: hey!
prothean #2: hey!
prothean #1: ahhh! a reaper!!!!
Prothean by riot789 March 11, 2012
A purse-like over the shoulder bag, typically made out of synthetic material, worn principally by gay men, notably in Europe.
American guy: Dude, like, why are you wearing a purse?
European guy: It's not a purse; it's my purth.
Purth by AYYFRON July 20, 2010

protheroitis

being born with yellow skin
mike has yellow skin aka protheroitis
ciek has yellow skin aka protheroitis
matt allmans friend has protheroitis
protheroitis by matt allman October 17, 2006

pyrotherapy 

The deliberate act of burning all pictures, momentos, and miscellaneous sentimental items associated with or given by an ex. This is usually associated with an unpleasant breakup.
Guy 1: “So I hear Jennifer dumped Eric last weekend. How’s he doing?”

Guy 2: “Oh, he’s much better after a bottle of Jack and a little pyrotherapy.”
pyrotherapy by The Dirtybyrd June 3, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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