punch a baby 

When someone is in a state of immense frustration.
super pissed off

That makes me want to punch a baby.
What the fuck im gonna go punch some babies

punch a baby by conner gfizzle June 1, 2006

Punch A Baby 

The act of being so mad you could punch a baby

I'm so mad I could punch a baby

Punch A Baby by I Zack I December 29, 2008

punch a baby 

a phrase to say when your mad at something or someone regardless of the circumstances you are in.

Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..

Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!

or

I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!

punch a baby by Purple Astronaut January 4, 2009

punch a baby in the face 

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.

I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.

punch a baby in the face by xFreedomx January 13, 2009

punch a baby in the dick 

To be so angry you will do something irrational.

"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"

punch a baby in the dick by Chris Marks August 31, 2006

punch a baby whale in the face 

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

punch a baby whale in the face by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010

Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated 

To be so mad and/or frustrated that the only thing that can make your day better is punch a baby or a small child. This level of anger is above Kick a Puppy mad/frustrated. This is the highest level of anger

Did you see Charles yesterday he looked like he was Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated.

Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated by Hade5079 April 1, 2011