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That shitty system that was fucked over by its own $600 price tag, Halo 3 and the Xbox 360.
SONY: "Hey guys come buy our $600 system with its low array of games and $60 Dual-fuck..excuse me Dual-shock controllers"

Ps3 Fagboy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
by Cold Nigga July 08, 2009
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Sony's new next-gen system. It will be available spring 2006 and Sony has said it will have the best graphics of the 3 next-gen heavyweights. However, this is total BS because the Xbox 360 is comfirmed to have better overall performance. All Sony did was over-hype their machine using fancy specs like "floating point operations" and crammed in 7 pointless chips.

When looking at the systems design you can see that it looks like a printer from the 80's and the controller looks like a banana. Sony fanboys enter a state of mind in which their mind blocks out all images of the PS3's design and tricks them into focusing soly one the PS3's total BS specs upon seeing photo's of it.
Xbox fanboy:The PS3 looks more like a mini-fridge than a game console.

Sony fanboy:but the PS3 is more powerful!!

Xbox fanboy:http://tinyurl.com/clpty

Sony fanboy:NOOOOOO!!!
by wintrblzzrd May 23, 2005
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PS3, Playstation3 .
The most advanced gaming console on the planet, the only console that outputs true 1080p HD image. Has blu-ray player which recently won the format war against its second rate rival, HDDVD. Provides flawless online gaming and has the ability to host lag-less gaming servers to (the max at time of writing) 64 players.
has cured multiple illnesses since its release thanxs to its compatibility with Folding@home.
its rivals include the X box 360 which is less powerful, has less processing power, memory etc... but costs less. other rival includes the wii, which connects pedophiles to little children world wide.
PS3 is the best looking console also. it is sexy.
guy:i wish i had sonething to spend my £425 on
guy2: how about the most advanced games console money can buy?
guy:you mean the PS3?
guy2:how did you know?
guy:well duh..

gay:omg i cant believe my xbox 360 has broke again! this is the 5th time this week that this inferior machine has fucked me about!
guy:why dont you buy a PS3, they have no glitches and there hasnt been a single problem with them yet
gay: oh im sorry im a Xbox fanboy, im gay

little boy: hehe i gowt a nintedoo wii for chwistmass
pedophile: do you want to see some puppies?
by DanzNewty September 02, 2007
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The white elephant of the Sony Playstation series. Despite the fact there were riots in the streets as fans fought over it, the console is quite the most over-priced, ugly thing in video-gaming history. The control pads are wireless (I once bought wireless control pads for a console and they were a nightmare to use). They will cost gamers a fortune in batteries. Sony have already, rather unwisely, announced the PS4, the PS3 is not compatible with PS2 or PS1 games, and the PS3's game line-up is frankly pathetic.
According to Sony, the PS3 will have "4D graphics". Meaning they can travel through time? The PS3 can also fly you to any planet of your choice, cure all known diseases, work out how humanity can exist without wars, famine or suffering and ensure peace and love reign forever.
by Stormsworder October 01, 2007
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Sony's new next-gen system. It will be available spring 2006 and Sony has said it will have the best graphics of the 3 next-gen heavyweights. However, this is total BS because the Xbox 360 is comfirmed to have better overall performance. All Sony did was over-hype their machine using fancy specs like "floating point operations" and crammed in 7 pointless chips.

When looking at the systems design you can see that it looks like a printer from the 80's and the controller looks like a banana. Sony fanboys enter a state of mind in which their mind blocks out all images of the PS3's design and tricks them into focusing soly one the PS3's total BS specs upon seeing photo's of it.
Xbox fanboy:The PS3 looks more like a mini-fridge than a game console.

Sony fanboy:but the PS3 is more powerful!!

Xbox fanboy:http://tinyurl.com/clpty

Sony fanboy:NOOOOOO!!!
by wintrblzzrd May 23, 2005
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the ps3 is one of da gayest, and overprices consoles in world history. if u call some one ps3 u would be calling them gay
"your so PS3 it makes carlito look un-ps3"
by M-T-J July 01, 2007
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Probably the greatest games console every made. It spanks the Xbox 360 back to the damn stone age cos we all know that they are so shit.
Tom: I got a PS3 yesterday
Matt: Oh cool!
Adam: Well I got an Xbox 360 last week.
Matt: Die in a hole!
by manadandin June 25, 2009
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