When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.
I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.
by The Strange Cable man June 14, 2015
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Extremely mad, steaming mad. Explosive anger when one turns red in the face, blood pressure gets high & curses loudly.
He was piping-mad about being told to leave the family reunion in front of his children.
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translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.
I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!
by sean_amadon July 8, 2010
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Hey yo, you meet up with that girl last night and dump ya pipe?
by DaWordNerd January 9, 2011
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When you lose your voice from singing too aggressively
I thought you were gonna blow your pipes on that Slipknot song
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A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023
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The glass pipe that Rednecks us to smoke meth in

Often referred to as a chik pee to the ladies in the trailer park.
Hey Bubba! Lets hit that chicken pipe one time , then we'll go pilfer the trailer we been watch in.

Come on in the laundry room so we can hit this chik pee be for the kids get off the school bus.
by TMTOMH May 27, 2018
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