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PIMP THE PEN 

Definition:
The Act of a Songwriter or Anyone Lyrically "Killin-The-Beat" by Writing-Rhymes or writing Historic-Bars in a Nonstop manner. Utilizing the following to do so: Pen & Paper, PC, or via Cell phone one nowadays. PimpThePen.com History Behind PIMP THE PEN The term derived from back in the late 80's when Hip-Hop [MC's or Songwriters Wrote their Lyrics, Verses & Rhymes down on Paper with of course a PEN and specifically more-so in the South, like H-Town Texas (SUC Legends) such as the DJ Screw, Lil Keke & Lil Flip era. Per the well-known Verse on the song PIMP THA PEN and STILL PIMPING PENS [Mid 90's Early 2000s Thang.

Therefore, most people ( generally) wrote Lyrics on "PEN and Paper" -and many still do today, but with Technology Advancements the term keeps the same iconic meaning & is well understood. Last thing to note, if Pimping means Working-a-Woman So She Can Make Money For You. Then, hopefully, you can comprehend the Meaning of Pimp Tha Pen same thing with Pimp These Beats, etc. -Simply a phenomenal Metaphor in this case "Pimp The Keyboard" since we in 2020 vs 2000'. -and Not in Reference to prostitution,

The Term Also Represents;

Music Industry Artists, ScreenWriters, Authors, Bloggers Editors. to Flow on (Rap/Hip-Hop).The Slang-term Applies to "All Genres of Music or any Style of Writing.
"Yo, You Heard That New Track called 25Mill That Girl Can Really "PIMP THE PEN" For Real, on Almost Every Song She Touches] -Sheesh! "

"All these thangs remain tha same because I'm so able to win, -All around just bow down because

Lil Keke pimps tha pen' -LiL Keke verse from his Legendary Song "Pimp The Pen" with DJ Screw

"Maaaynn-Hold up, That Boy Cold on the Mic, I bet he Pimps The Pen Hard AF too -Radio Killahhhhh."
PIMP THE PEN by JPriceisRight April 17, 2020
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026